From the album Big City Lights
written by Bryan Fox.
Recorded with Michael Sanders at JetLag Studios
I Saw My Ex-Wife Working at the Bass Pro Bryan Fox
The last couple weeks Ive been feeling low
I thought I'd buy myself a
brand new fishin' pole
went to the store and about hit the floor
I saw my ex-wife working at the Bass Pro
She had the body like a truck
but that didn't matter to me
In that Bass Pro shirt she
was the hottest thing I'd ever seen
As a wife and lover
she was no count
But what a great employee discount!
That's just revenge in the worst way
when we was married she was out
sellin' Mary Kay
She caught me kissin' on some girl
at the gun show
She got the house and
she's working at the Bass Pro
They got everything that a man
like me could need
Bass trackers -bug zappers -Remington 870's as a wife and lover she was no count
but what a great employee discount!
While I was shopping she was flirtin'
with this one guy
I heard her sayin' she was part time
at Best Buy
Just then I couldn't keep my feelings inside
I need that woman back in my life!
Attention all you Bass Pro shoppers
take a look at register 3
I'd like to ask that lovely lady if she'd kindly remarry me
As a wife and lover she was no count
But for a trollin' motor I'd put up with her mouth
What a great employee discount!